Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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