Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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