Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize