Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize