what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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