we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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