is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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