I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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