if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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