I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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