I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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