a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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