Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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