Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
All I want is dick and wine.
He shit in the fireplace
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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