its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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