have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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