didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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