You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
