arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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