WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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