3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
barbara walters just said penis...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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