Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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