This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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