is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
