If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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