The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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