Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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