I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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