This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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