On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
