In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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