The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
