Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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