All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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