OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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