How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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