8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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