There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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Goodbee
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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