drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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