Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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