his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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