OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
