Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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