9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
