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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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