we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
do herpes really smell.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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