that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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