Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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