Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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