I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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