It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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