My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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