coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
