I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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