so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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