i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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