I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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