No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
