Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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