He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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